Bexley Middle School presents
The Absolutely Insidious
and Utterly Terrifying Truth
About Cat Hair
Show Time: approx 30 mintutes
Venue: Cassingham Theater (Cassingham Elementary Theater 250 S. Cassingham Rd. Bexley OH 43209)
When: Monday, February 13 at 7:00PM
Tickets: any donation over $1
THE STORY: Cat hair is infinite. No matter how much hair you brush off of a cat, there will always be more. Always.
Cat hair has existed since the beginning of time, and it will be here long after cockroaches have become extinct. It is the secret driving force behind business and politics, and is plotting the downfall of humanity even as we speak.
Unbelievable? Find out for yourself in this insidious and utterly terrifying tale, which is also totally hilarious, easy to stage, and suitable for an insanely large cast. Brenda! Put down that brush! Step away from the cat!